You may have heard that bitcoin—no, excuse me, blockchain—is boring these days. I disagree; the real drama comes after the crash. One recent true story: A 30-year-old crypto CEO, (apparently) dead of complications from Crohn’s disease while volunteering at an Indian orphanage, leaves behind a riddle of false identities, illicit side ventures, and $100 million in missing cryptocurrency. That’s a movie I’d pay to see.